Chips, Vodka and Sadness

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May 19 2013 - 76,628 notes

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

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# luke # was it really necessary to tag me so violently

May 19 2013 - 333 notes

llbwwb:

Curled Up by ~Khevyel .

slugwolf returns

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# slugwolf

May 19 2013 - 2,731 notes

The Hyper-realistic sculpture art of Felix Deac, featuring human-eqsue texture with alien shapes, invoke disgust and curiosity.

Source (x)

(Source: the-art-corner)

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# even better than the skin chair

May 18 2013 - 76 notes

(Source: toomanyfiles)

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May 18 2013 - 13,767 notes

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# whatever the fucikk this is im into it

May 18 2013 - 13 notes

urbanmongoose:

Some very impressive eyebrows this year!

tHANK YOU glad to know Im not the only one appreciating them!!

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May 18 2013 - 24,544 notes

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

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May 18 2013 - 2 notes

Irelands entry was rad as heck tattooed drummer dudes why the heck did we come last???

SADNESS

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# eurovision # thia ia so imprtant

May 18 2013 - 5,486 notes

(Source: mutisija)

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May 18 2013 - 108 notes

naturepunk:

I am like really terrible sometimes at being human.

I kind of want to walk around and just squawk at people like a peacock and hope they will accept my invitation of friendship.

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